Bridle Rack

Which of these devices sound like the most fun?
Barrel Pillory, Bell Collar, Branks ,
Brazier, Breast Ripper, Cat's Paw,
Chain Whip, Chastity Belt ,Curaisse ,
Drunkard's Cloak, Ducking Stool, Ear Chopper, Foot Press, Garrotte, Gibbet,
Guillotine, Hanging Cage, Head Crusher,
Heretic's Fork, Interrogation, Chair, Iron Collar,Iron Gag, Iron Maiden, Iron Spider,
Judas Cradle, Knee Splitter, Ladder Rack,
Lead Sprinkler, Mute's Bridle, Mutilation Shears,Noise-Maker's, Fife, Pear of Anguish, Pendulum, Rack, Revolving Drum, Scavenger's Daughter, Shrew's Fiddle Skeffington's Gyves, Skull Splitter,
Spanish Boot, Spanish Chair, Spanish Crusher, Spanish Donkey, Spanish Gaiter, Spanish Mantle, Spanish Spider, Spanish Tickler, Spiked Punishment Collar,
Spiked Torture Helmet, Stork, Straight Belt,
Thief Catcher, Thumbikins, Thumbscrew,
Tongue Tearer, Wheel Witch, Catcher,
Witch's Spider
http://www.occasionalhell.com/infdevice/
they all sound like fun ...can you use them all at once?
Goodbye Reba.
Help with cleaning braided reins? I just can't get them clean!!?
My pony's bridle broke and my trainer gave me one of her old ones. Its actually a pretty decent bridle, but the reins are just so disgusting! I've cleaned them 3 times and they're STILL dirty. Like you can see dirt on them. I keep them off the ground on a bridle rack with my stuff, so its not like other people are using them and throwing them on the ground.
They're braided reins, so they're really hard to get clean. How can I get them to be clean? Do I just keep scrubbing? I don't want to dry out the leather. I take a glycerin bar and a tooth brush, scrub them for atleast an hour, and then condition them. If I had them with me I'd take a picture and show you just how yucky they are. Help?
Thanks
Scrub brush and hot soapy water, dry with a towel, rub liberally with oil, hang on the shower head in the bathroom to dry.
